gonna go slam some nerds*dunks self into basketball hoop*
here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree
let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."
FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.
Headcanon that APH Denmark (and probably Sealand) would totally have these in his bathroom
you know what. you know what. fuck you francis bonnefoy. you’re about to get your fucking ass whooped by someone in a fucking war and u know what u did? “hurr lemme use my fufckigm bird lik the piece of shit that i am durrr hur”. fuck you. you couldve pulled an army out of ur godamn ass but instead u have used this fuckin winged baseball . “oh no what will i do this fucking bird is going to kill us all. oo h nooo” said no one ever you fuckin shitface. holy shit. holy shit. you have one of the strongest countries in the world at this time and u decided , out of all ur choices ,”im gonna fuckin send this bird to kick ur ass” fuck you. fuck you. youre probably too much of a little bitch to even call an army. get a life. fuck you mr bonnefoy. fuck you. goddamnit
i accidentally bought a personalized visa card instead of a normal one and i cant buy things outside of my country with a temp card and they wont send me my real card unless i personalize it so like the mature adult i am i customized my card
if this post becomes popular im stabbing myself
petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr
why did no one ever think of this before
and the porn side cumblr ?
and the music side humblr?
what have I started